For new BB members, the deadliest day is within your reach!
That's right, very serious journalism has been taking place within the halls of Bees. The deadliest stories come to light, as we tread lightly into the grasp of evil!
Lines like these and more will not be in the movie, but they will likely have better, and more enduring journalistic moments of derring-do (not quite the same-exact thing as a didgeridoo, but close).

In addition to becoming a member you can now buy the DVD instead, because of course we are heading straight towards a future of flying cars and laserdiscs. The horror of January 6 could enter your DVD player, and bring destruction to your home, so purchase at your own risk.
(These warnings were not endorsed by The Babylon Bee)
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Did you enjoy this reminder that The Babylon Bee made a film back in January, but we never talked about it then, so we are doing so now that they are offering it on DVD's. That's how we roll. Let us know your thoughts down below (with sub) or on our social media!